Yugioh American Idol Chapter 1

A/N: Yeah I know, a new story, especially when I need to work on my sequel. But this one came to me after watching American Idol, and watching some funny videos on YouTube. I normally don’t watch American Idol, but for some reason I watched this one episode. Anyways, that’s enough rambling from me. As usual, I don’t own Yugioh, American Idol, or any of the songs used in this story. There are no pairings in this, well except for a tiny bit of will be a two shot, with the first chapter being the competition, and the second chapter being the results. You guys are going to get to vote before I post the results. Voting will be done based on a poll I put up, or by your reviews. Anyways, enjoy the story.


Chapter 1: The Competition

Ruthie: “Welcome to American Idol. I’m Ruthie, your host for this evening. *Crowd cheers* We have six contestants, with two people singing a duet, and they are all from the popular anime Yugioh. Now when I call your name, each contestant will come out here and say a little something about whatever they may choose. Joey Wheeler, you are the first one. Come on down!”

*Joey comes out, with a good reaction from the crowd.*

Joey: “Hello, America. Or Japan? Wait, where are we?” *Crowd laughs*

Ruthie: “We are in America, Joey. *Joey nods his head as he walks off the stage* Seto Kaiba, come on down.”

*Kaiba comes out with a large boo from the crowd.*

Seto: “Why am I here? Stupid fanfiction writer.” *Stomps off stage*

Ruthie: “Ok then. Tea, come on down.”

*Tea comes down, with a smirk on her face.*

Tea: “I’m gonna win. Screw everyone else. Well, except for Yami. *The crowd boos and Ruthie has to push her off the stage, not literally of course.*

Ruthie: “Now for our fourth and fifth contestants. Well, it’s actually two people. Yami and Yugi, come on down and say hi to the audience.”

*Yami and Yugi come out to a thunderous applause from the audience.*

Yami: “Hi there.” *The fan girls squeal.*

Yugi: “My fans are awesome. I hope to do my best.” *More screams from the fan girls, as Yami and Yugi walk off the stage.*

Ruthie: “Well, for our final two contestants. Ryou, come on down and try not to give the fan girls nosebleeds.”

*Ryou comes down and as expected, some of the fan girls get nosebleeds.*

Ryou: “I hope that I don’t get injured in this and the song I will sing is dedicated to my fans.” *The fan girls scream as he walks off the stage.*

Ruthie: “And those are our contestants, so sit back and relax while the Yugioh characters sing for you. Oh and by the way, the judges will be our readers who review and vote in the poll. *Ruthie walks off the stage.*

*Pretend that there is a commercial here.*

*Ruthie walks back out.*

Ruthie: “Welcome back. During the commercial, the contestants found out their songs, and they have been put into a random order to see who goes first. The songs will be in different genres. Will the first contestant come on down, please?”

*The first contestant comes down, and it’s Seto Kaiba. The crowd boos.*

Chicken Fried- Zac Brown Band

(As sung by Seto Kaiba)

You know I like my chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up

Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia
pine
And that`s home you know
With sweet tea, pecan pie and homemade wine
Where the peaches grow
And my house it`s not much to talk about
But it`s filled with love that`s grown in southern
ground
And a little bit of chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

And its funny how it`s the little things in life that
mean the most
Not where you live, what you drive or the price tag on
your clothes
There`s no dollar sign on a piece of mind; this I`ve
come to know
So if you agree have a drink with me
Raise your glasses for a toast
To a little bit of chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

I thank God for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly, let it ring.
Salute the ones who died
And the ones that gave their lives so we don`t have to
sacrifice
All the things we love
Like our chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

You know I like my chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

*The crowd cheers, as they didn’t know that Kaiba could sing. Seto walks off. Backstage, you could see Joey Wheeler snickering to himself.*

Ruthie: “Wow. That was good, thank you Kaiba. Next up, is Ryou.

*Ryou comes down, as the crowd starts screaming.*

Magic- B.O.B(Feat. Rivers Cuomo)

(As sung by Ryou Bakura)

I got the magic in me
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold
Everybody knows I’ve got the magic in me
When I hit the flow the girls come snappin’ at me
Now everybody wants some presto magic

Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
I got the magic in me!

[Verse 1:]
These tricks that I’ll attempt will blow your mind
Pick a verse, any verse, I’ll hypnotize you with every line
I’ll need a volunteer, how about you, with the eyes?
Come on down to the front, and stand right here and don’t be shy
I’ll have you time-travellin’, have your mind babblin’
People tryna inherit the skill so they askin’ me
Even David Blaine had to go and take some classes, and
I see Mindfreak like, “What’s up man, what’s happenin’? “
So come one, come all, and see the show tonight
Prepare to be astounded, no Ghost or Poltergeist
You know I’m no Pinocchio, I’ve never told a lie
So call me Mr. Magic Man, I float on Cloud 9

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold (Yes it turns to gold)
Everybody knows I’ve got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
When I hit the flow the girls come snappin’ at me (They be snappin’ baby)
Now everybody wants some presto magic
B.o.b Magic lyrics found on .

Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
I got the magic in me!

[Verse 2:]
Well take a journey into my mind
You’ll see why it’s venom I rhyme
Stay on the road, so I call my mama when I got time
I hit the stage, go insane, then jump into that crowd
See, see, when I rhyme I flow on the beat like pidda-dow-dow
See I deceive you with my intergalactic ether
I sing just like Aretha, so respect me like I’m Caesar
I kick it like Adidas, flowin’ sticky like adhesive
Be cautious, ’cause what I be on’ll leave you with amnesia
I break all the rules like Evel Knievel
It’s a spectacular show, ’cause my heart pumps diesel
So whatever you saying, it don’t entertain my ego
I do this everyday, Hocus Pocus is my steelo

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
I got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold (Yes it turns to gold)
Everybody knows I’ve got the magic in me (I got the magic, baby)
When I hit the flow the girls come snappin’ at me (They be snappin’ baby)
Now everybody wants some presto magic

Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic

I got the magic in me!

*The crowd cheers, though there were a few boos.*

Ryou: “Thank you for letting me sing. I love you all.” *The girls scream “WE LOVE YOU RYOU” as he walks off stage.*

Ruthie: “Ryou, you did wonderful, though I do think that you have made the girls love you more. Next up, Tea Gardner, come on down.”

*Five minutes later…*

Ruthie: “Tea, where are you?” *Just then, a security officer dragged out Tea.* “What’s going on officer?”

Officer: “Tea has been caught bribing the producers to be on this show. She is disqualified.”

*The crowd cheers as Tea is taken off stage to be arrested.*

Ruthie: “Good. Now that that stupid whore is off the show, we can move on. Joey, you’re up.”

*The crowd roars in laughter when Joey comes out wearing some disco outfit. Backstage, Seto Kaiba is snickering.*

Joey: “Before I sing, I must tell you that it’s rich-boy’s fault that I’m wearing this.”

Who Let The Dogs Out- Baha Men

(As sung by Joey Wheeler)

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin’ (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin’ a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas “start the name callin'” (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I see ya’ little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I’m gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy “Hey Man, It’s part of the Party!” {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Say, A doggy is nuttin’ if he don’t have a bone All dogy hold ya’ bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin’ if he don’t have a bone All dogy hold ya’ bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y’all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin’ from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that’s breakin’ them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can’t seek a lot, any canine will do
I’m figurin’ that’s why they call me faithful
‘Cause I’m the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

*The crowd cheers for Joey, as he runs off the stage, embarrassed.*

Ruthie: “That was awesome Joey, though I can see the look on Kaiba’s face now.”

*Screen cuts to backstage, where Seto is on the floor, laughing his ass off. Yugi, Yami and Ryou are just staring at him.*

Ruthie: “And for our final performance of the evening. Yami, Yugi, come out here and sing for us.”

*Yami and Yugi come out, with all of their fan girls getting nosebleeds*

I Got You Babe- Sonny and Cher

(As sung by Yugi and Yami. Yugi will be playing Cher, while Yami will be playing Sonny)

HER: They say we’re young and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we grow
HIM: Well I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe

HER: They say our love won’t pay the rent
Before it’s earned, our money’s all been spent
HIM: I guess that’s so, we don’t have a pot
But at least I’m sure of all the things we got

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe

HIM: I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
HER: And when I’m sad, you’re a clown
And if I get scared, you’re always around

HER: Don’t let them say your hair’s too long
‘Cause I don’t care, with you I can’t go wrong
HIM: Then put your little hand in mine
There ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe

HIM: I got you to hold my hand
HER: I got you to understand
HIM: I got you to walk with me
HER: I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won’t let go
I got you to love me so

BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe

*The crowd erupts into loud applause as Yami and Yugi kiss each other and walk off the stage, hand in hand.*

Ruthie: “That was beautiful, you two. And now, for the readers at home. It’s time to vote. Voting will be open until I decide to close it on the polls. After the votes are counted, I will reveal the winner. Good luck contestants and good night.”


A/N: I decided to bash Tea because, well I don’t like her. So remember, vote and review please. The sooner you vote and review, the sooner the results go up.

In the case that you are viewing this on my blog, votes will be based on comments. 😄

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