A/N: Here’s a new story. Dedicated to my lovely boyfriend, Seth Casey. Love you babe. There will be other chapters in this story, not sure how many though. I will take requests on a new pairing. Enjoy.
“Ugh, I am so tired”, Seto Kaiba said. It was a long day, and Seto was tired. He needed his puppy to help relax him. “Puppy, are you home?” Joey walked down the stairs and saw Seto. “Seto, you need some dinner. Luckily for you, I have some made for you with your coffee. Come eat.” Joey said. Seto went to go eat.
A few hours later, Joey and Seto were laying in bed, after making love for three hours. “Seto, good night.” “Night Joey.” They went to bed and Seto started to dream.
It all started when our hero, Seto Kaiba, woke up in a swamp. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly displeased, Seto Kaiba poked a salt shaker, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Without warning, he realized that his beloved a ring was missing! Immediately he called his acquaintance, Joey Wheeler. Seto Kaiba had known Joey Wheeler for 4 years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. Joey Wheeler was unique. He was clever though sometimes a little… annoying. Seto Kaiba called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Joey Wheeler picked up to a very happy Seto Kaiba. Joey Wheeler calmly assured him that most otters panic before mating, yet otters usually exotically belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Seto Kaiba. Why was Joey Wheeler trying to distract Seto Kaiba? Because he had snuck out from Seto Kaiba’s with the ring only eight days prior. It was a striking little a ring… how could he resist?
It didn’t take long before Seto Kaiba got back to the subject at hand: a ring. Joey Wheeler cringed. Reluctantly, Joey Wheeler invited him over; assuring him they’d find the ring. Seto Kaiba grabbed his hibachi and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Joey Wheeler realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the ring and he had to do it deftly. He figured that if Seto Kaiba took the Daewoo, he had taken at least two minutes before Seto Kaiba would get there. But if he took the Blue Eyes White Dragon jet? Then Joey Wheeler would be abnormally screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Joey Wheeler was interrupted by ten clueless Red Eyes Black Dragons that were lured by his a ring. Joey Wheeler yawned; ‘Not again’, he thought. Feeling worried, he skillfully reached for his salt shaker and recklessly poked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent-the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the thicket, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That’s when he heard the Blue Eyes White Dragon jet rolling up. It was Seto Kaiba.
As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at The Salvation Army to pick up a 12-pack of forks, so he knew he was running late. With a quick leap, Seto Kaiba was out of the Blue Eyes White Dragon jet and went earnestly jaunting toward Joey Wheeler’s front door. Meanwhile inside, Joey Wheeler was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the ring into a box of staplers and then slid the box behind his grandfather clock. Joey Wheeler was angered but at least the ring was concealed. The doorbell rang.
‘Come in,’ Joey Wheeler flamboyantly purred. With a hasty push, Seto Kaiba opened the door. ‘Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some stupid jerk in a truck,’ he lied. ‘Its fine,’ Joey Wheeler assured him. Seto Kaiba took a seat just under where Joey Wheeler had hidden the ring. Joey Wheeler grimaced trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. ‘Uhh, can I get you anything?’ he blurted. But Seto Kaiba was distracted. All of a sudden, Joey Wheeler noticed an oafish look on Seto Kaiba’s face. Seto Kaiba slowly opened his mouth to speak.
‘…What’s that smell?’
Joey Wheeler felt a stabbing pain in his arm when Seto Kaiba asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the ring right by his oscillating fan. ‘WH-what? I don’t smell anything..!’ A lie. An insensitive look started to form on Seto Kaiba’s face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. ‘Th-th-those are just my grandma’s mittens from when she used to have pet bunnies. She, uh…dropped ’em by here earlier’. Seto Kaiba nodded with fake acknowledgement…then, before Joey Wheeler could react, Seto Kaiba thoughtfully lunged toward the box and opened it. The ring was plainly in view.
Seto Kaiba stared at Joey Wheeler for what must’ve been eight minutes. Rather abruptly, Joey Wheeler groped indiscriminately in Seto Kaiba’s direction, clearly desperate. Seto Kaiba grabbed the ring and bolted for the door. It was locked. Joey Wheeler let out an enchanting chuckle. ‘If only you hadn’t been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Seto Kaiba,’ he rebuked. Joey Wheeler always had been a little stupid, so Seto Kaiba knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Joey Wheeler did something crazy, like… start chucking paper clips at him or something. Without warning, he gripped his ring tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Joey Wheeler looked on, blankly. ‘What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.’ Silence from Seto Kaiba. ‘And to think, I varnished that window frame six days ago…it never ends!’ Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Seto Kaiba. ‘Oh. You…okay?’ Still silence. Joey Wheeler walked over to the window and looked down. Seto Kaiba was gone.
Just yonder, Seto Kaiba was struggling to make his way through the cornfield behind Joey Wheeler’s place. Seto Kaiba had severely hurt his foot during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Red Eyes Black Dragons suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the ring. One by one they latched on to Seto Kaiba. Already weakened from his injury, Seto Kaiba yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Red Eyes Black Dragons running off with his a ring.
But then God came down with His congenial smile and restored Seto Kaiba’s a ring. Feeling worried, God smote the Red Eyes Black Dragons for their injustice. Then he got in His Daewoo and zipped away with the fortitude of 11,000 otters running from an enlarged pack of otters. Seto Kaiba tripped with joy when he saw this. His ring was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in three minutes his favorite TV show, Teen Wolf, was going to come on (followed immediately by ‘When koalas meet pipe bomb’). Seto Kaiba was excited. And so, everyone except Joey Wheeler and a few bloody glove-toting puppies lived blissfully happy, forever after.
Seto woke up screaming, in the process, waking up Joey. Joey just sat up, staring at Seto. It was four in the morning and Joey was worried.
“Seto, are you ok? You look sick.”
“Yeah, I’m fine. I just had a strange ass dream where we had to go save a ring and you got killed and everyone called us by our full names. It was horrible, Puppy.” Joey just stared at Seto. “That’s it Dragon, no more coffee for you for dinner. The coffee is making your dreams crazy.” With that, Joey grabbed Seto by his shirt and kissed him. They spent the rest of the night making love to each other.
A/N: And so this chapter ends. Chapter 2 will be up shortly. Review please. But be nice.